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Post by bcherry on Jan 9, 2005 1:31:36 GMT -5
So a hydrogen atom walks into a bar crying and orders a beer. The bartender asks him what's wrong. The atom says "I think I lost an electron.", the bartender replies, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."
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Post by Simon on Jan 23, 2005 10:12:15 GMT -5
it ain't bad
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Post by Pure on May 25, 2005 21:03:10 GMT -5
 that's a joke i'll tell my science teacher... ;D |
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Post by bcherry on May 25, 2005 21:44:38 GMT -5
that's a joke i'll tell my science teacher... ;D thats a joke my science teacher told me... |
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Post by Pure on May 26, 2005 20:57:49 GMT -5
well, i'll complete the loop!  |
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Post by Madskillz on May 27, 2005 21:16:59 GMT -5
ha my science teacher told one almost exactly the same! they must be getting them from a book
Here is one he put on a test of ours for extra credit:
What kinda bear dissolves in water? answer: a polar bear
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Post by Pure on May 27, 2005 21:27:18 GMT -5
that's nowhere near the same?
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Post by bcherry on May 27, 2005 22:28:47 GMT -5
that's a stupid joke. Just because something is polar doesn't mean its water-soluble. Even being ionic doesn't make it water soluble. Water is polar, that definitely doesn't dissolve in water. Grrr...
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Post by bfr on May 27, 2005 22:49:13 GMT -5
bcherry, go see the "Rants" board. *His new home*  |
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Post by Vladik on May 28, 2005 21:28:25 GMT -5
"His new home"?  |
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Post by Pure on May 29, 2005 21:42:38 GMT -5
yup, he's begin to post a lot there |
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Post by bcherry on May 29, 2005 23:48:59 GMT -5
i am?
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Post by bfr on May 30, 2005 12:18:50 GMT -5
NO, but you're gonna.
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Post by Pure on May 30, 2005 13:38:30 GMT -5
well, bcherry is a ranting type of person |
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Post by bfr on May 30, 2005 13:49:01 GMT -5
He made the last post there.
BACK ON TOPIC!
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Post by bfr on May 30, 2005 13:49:33 GMT -5
I forgot I'm not a G-MOd.  |
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