Lottery joke

[Vladik]

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!!!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

[Pure]

...not bad...

[Vladik]

Actually, my mother found this joke, and I thought that it would be a good read.

[bfr]

I saw the same joke about a month ago at Ebuams world! (SP?)

[Vladik]

Great!