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Post by Vladik on Jan 9, 2005 22:21:54 GMT -5
A high school math teacher was giving students their final exam. The problems all required the use of a calculator. One by one the students finished, until there was one minute left as a blonde girl furiously scribbled on scratch paper. When time was up, the teacher asked her if the test had been hard. "No," she replied, "but the subtraction took so long to do that I had to rush everything." "Didn't you use your calculator?" asked the teacher. "No," replied the girl, "mine can't do subtraction. It's only a TI-83 Plus."
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Post by bfr on Jan 10, 2005 17:17:55 GMT -5
I don't get it. Maybe I'm just slow with calc jokes though...but I think your point was that the person thought that the ti-83+ is so bad that it can't even do addition. yes, the ti-83+ is bad, but not that bad...Well maybe I'm too harsh. It was a little bit funny.
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Post by Vladik on Jan 10, 2005 17:50:12 GMT -5
TI 83"+".
Please note the "plus", AKA addition. (Addition, but not subtraction)
And no, the TI-83+ is perfectly fine.
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Post by Simon on Jan 22, 2005 23:25:24 GMT -5
that one was good but this one is an other blonde one there is a blond crying at the hospital with a finguer missing. when the doctor saw her he said WHAT happened  . she said:"First i tryed to succide, i wanted to shoot me in by boobse but it costed me 5000$ for it so i tryed in my mouth but maybe i thought it might taste bad so i tryed in my ear, but it might be too loud so i put my finguer in the other ear and i shot (i like that one) |
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Post by Vladik on Jan 22, 2005 23:39:28 GMT -5
That's a good one! ;D
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 30, 2005 20:43:21 GMT -5
this might be offensive to blondes, but,
How do you kill blondes without commiting a crime?
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Think before you look.I mean it.
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Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Post by Vladik on Mar 30, 2005 20:58:41 GMT -5
OH MY GOD!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That's the best dumb blond joke I have heard in a long time!!!! *ROFL*
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 30, 2005 21:06:54 GMT -5
 Maybe I should just post my whole joke book for you. |
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Post by bfr on Mar 30, 2005 21:26:42 GMT -5
What is the book called?
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Post by Pure on Mar 30, 2005 22:41:22 GMT -5
did you make it or buy it?
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 31, 2005 19:49:35 GMT -5
bought.
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Post by Pure on Mar 31, 2005 19:53:30 GMT -5
cool! I'm buying it too!
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 31, 2005 20:08:50 GMT -5
its called
'Squeaky Clean Jokes For Klids'
EDIT: Kids, not klids
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Post by Pure on Mar 31, 2005 20:22:58 GMT -5
it's called 'Dirty Jokes' isn't it...  |
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 31, 2005 20:25:46 GMT -5
actually i thought up the blonde one. the jokes in that book are just as good though...
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Post by Pure on Mar 31, 2005 20:32:15 GMT -5
do not take offense to this, but...ARE YOU A REINCARNATION AND/OR SIMON!!!! Because you registered right at the time he left us... ;D
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Post by ¥ounglinkie♂¶ on Mar 31, 2005 20:40:09 GMT -5
bad grammer. And I bet Simon didn't have thuh guts to insult a mod (see 'You Must Vote, #user#)
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Post by Pure on Mar 31, 2005 20:44:37 GMT -5
well, you are kinda similar to him in many ways... WHO ARE YOU??!!!
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Maybe I should just post my whole joke book for you.
